Tuesday, May 16, 2006


George Bush to Hugo Chavez : Take That!

Today President Bush put the smack down on arms sales to Venezuela claiming the Latin American country had failed to cooperate in the fight against terrorism.
Bush said today, "What I mean by fight against terrorism is they won't let US companies pump the shit out of their oil. I mean, it's totally lame that they won't let us profit off their resources. What nazi-commie-terrorist fuckers."
Hugo Chavez said in a comment, "I'm shaking in my boots."
The US will continue to import oil from Venezuela's state-owned resources. As will the rest of the world.

Oh jihad... how I have longed for thee....
Oh jihad! I love you!
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