Tuesday, May 16, 2006

 

George Bush *hearts* the MINI page

Facing dismal approval ratings, and outrage over illegal domestic spying, President Bush pulled a skillful bait and switch on the American public today.

When addressing the press about the NSA issue, President Bush said,
"We got accused of not connecting the dots prior to Sept. 11. We're (now) going to connect the dots." Stunned Americans paused, smiled and nodded at many memories of Sunday mornings trying to find MINI written in the drawing and jokes that seemed funny at first, but upon later reflection were veiled references to endtimes and the holy spirit. Bush later had the journalists in stiches when he said "I don't know," then pushed Papa Cheney under the sudden waterfall of green slime.

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