Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Today Hamas announced a new PR campain aimed at female faux celebrity bloggers. Ahmed Zalehed of Hamas said in a press release, "What we'd thought we'd do is take pictures of the hottest Palestinians on the West Bank holding the biggest guns. We'll post them on the New York Times and with any luck our Hot Men of Hamas will sway American voters through the magic of blogs. We really need to get those white liberal American women on our side. Next year, I'm thinking calendar and a little video I call, 'The Men of Hamas Go Wild'."