Thursday, March 02, 2006
GM Releases New Car
Today GM released a new car. It was metal. It had some doors and four tires. There were windows involved. GM said in a press release, "Our new car is new and a car. And I believe if you look closely Lindsay Lohan is growing that downy fur so many anorexics have to battle. And those pesky scars that show up when you weigh ten pounds and five of those pounds come from your breasts. And then we released a new car."