Tuesday, February 21, 2006


US Ice Dancers Win Olympic Medal

Ice Dancing couple Tanith Belbin and Ben Agosto won the silver medal in ice dancing for the United States ending a 30 year losing streak for the US team. John Pattens, head of the United States Olympic committee said today, "We're so proud of our Ice Dancers. We're hoping next Olympics that the US will finally take home medals in masturbation, air guitar solos and celebrity blogging."
After the announcement, President Bush was overheard asking Karl Rove if he could participate in the air guitar solo meet. Bush said, "I don't mean to sound like a fag, but my air guitar solo kicks ass!"

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