Monday, February 27, 2006
Rove Obsessed with Hillary Clinton
Today Karl Rove denied Hillary Clinton's earlier accusation that Mr. Rove is obsessed with the former first lady. Rove said, "I am so not obsessed with that woman. I mean I totally miss the headband Hilary of the early years, but I'm not obsessed. If you want to talk about obsessed, you should see my collage timeline of Katie Holmes's growing bumb--it's so fake! And I'm so sick of Bradley Pitt wearing the same damn clothes so it never seems that I get a new picture of him when I'm waiting with my paparazi friends outside his home. And my other obsession is my orange hat. No one fucking touches my orange hat, bitches!"