Monday, February 20, 2006


Paris Denies New Sex Tape and Gives Surprising Grammar Lesson

Today Paris Hilton denied reports that a brand new sex tape featuring her and Playboy Playmate Nicole Lenz exists. Lenz has said, "The moment we were in the room Paris had only one thing on her mind - sex. We lied down on a king size bed and took it in turns to play with each other."
Hilton responded: "Um, no, there's no sex tape. No. Never happened. No. Not so much. And plus I'd never hit it with someone who used lied as the past tense of to recline. Everyone knows that to lie has no past tense that ends in D. Duh." Hilton then flipped her hair, squeezed her left breast and belched. Reporters applauded.

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