Wednesday, February 08, 2006


Nicky Hilton Starving to Death

Today Nicky Hilton nearly starved to death at an opening party for Cartier. Miss Hilton said after being rushed to the nearest graveyard, "Those girls. Had no brains." She then moaned and walked rather stiltedly to the nearest retirement community where she found freshly dead old people whose brains she feasted on.

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