Tuesday, February 28, 2006


Janice Dickinson: What's Wrong With America

Today intellectuals, up-tight former hippies, the religious right and that guy in the cubicle next to yours who rolls his eyes everytime you squeal when the new US weekly passes over your desk voted Janice Dickinson Queen of What's Wrong with America. Charles Peckton, Professor of Greek Thought and Captain of the What's Wrong With America Foundation said today, "Ms. Dickinson embodies everything that is wrong with this country--fake n' bake, chicken bone legs, a trust in the liberal media, and a big ass mouth. Not to mention the phrase we all use when a new picture of Ms. Dickinson is released--why in the hell is she famous?"
Other nominees included Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Condi Rice and Chad Paul Murray, or Paul Chad Murphy or Murray Chad Paulinsky or whatever the hell that guy's name is.

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