Monday, February 27, 2006
India *hearts* Bush
The New York Times and the Republican Media machine want to assure Americans that India is ready to welcome President Bush to their country. Bill Clinton was the last American President to visit the country and he too was burned in effigy upon arrival and what I mean by burned in effigy is addressed Parliment with lawmakers climbing over benches to shake his hand. President Bush will not be addressing their parliment. Bush said, "I ain't addressing no one's parliment. I don't want those dirty punjabs touching my hands. In fact, I'm only going over there because the Indian people begged me to show up. They even promised to give me one of those red dots on my forehead and $200 in free chips so I can spend the evening at one of their fine casinos. I'm a P-I-M-P at the craps table. Word."