Monday, February 27, 2006
George Michael: Arrest My Own Stupid Fault
George Michael addressed the public after his arrest for possession of Class C drugs. The singer said: "I'm such a dumbass. I always get it confused--sucking the glass dick equals using crack. Sucking the flesh pipe equals the happy place. I guess I told that tranny I met at the Hyde the Sausage Hyde Park Bar and Grill the wrong thing. Duh!"