Friday, February 03, 2006
Donald Rumsfeld: American Not Safer
Today Rummy 'Let's Rumble' Rumsfeld held a press conference to announce to the world that America is not safer. He said, "Y'know it's so weird. I really thought that by killings thousands of innocent people, destroying whole civic infastructures, alienating a whole religion and giving my oil buddies blow jobs in the executive bathroom, America would be safer. Turns out--not so much." He then outlined a plan to 'safen up America.' Rumsfeld said it involved, "parakeets, bottle caps and walking like an Egyptian."