Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Bush to Muslims: Touchy Touchy Touchy
Today President Bush spoke against the violent reactions to Danish cartoons portraying the Prophet Muhammed. Mr. Bush said, "It's like I tell Laura after she catches me pinching the twins' asses after I slip them a twenty-- stop being so goddamn sensitive. Those Muslims and Laura need to suck it up and take it like men. Inappropriate is a word for the liberal media and not big cowboys like me. Don't have a jihad, man!"