Wednesday, February 01, 2006


Britney Spears Still Hiring

Earlier in the week Celebrity Jihad reported that Brit was seeking the help of a stylist. The SAG awards were Brit's cry for help. As she walked down the red carpet she pleaded to reporters and photographers, " me. Help me. Won't any of you listen to me. I need help." She then clutched at her black choker with rhinestone butterflies and collapsed in a spasm. Unfortuately Nicole Richie had taken a bite of hamburger at the nearby Ivy restaurant, and all of the paparizzi had their cameras turned.
Madonna was seen later curled into ball on a couch mumbling something about groddy feeling, and "I can't believe I kissed that."

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