Tuesday, February 28, 2006

 

Britney Spears Injured in Freak Feather Boa Attack

In New Orleans Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital after her feather boa tried to strangle her. The singer said after the incident: "I'm so glad ya'll that I'm okay. Boy howdie those boas are dangerous! I tried to bite it back, but that sucker was fast-- all I got a mouth full of feathers! I'm just grateful to God, the Buddha and captain Kabbalah that I'm all right, y'all."
Her husband Kevin Ferderline was seen at the scene of the crime earlier with a remote control, a bear trap, superglue and red feathers. He declined to comment.

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