Sunday, January 08, 2006


Tom Delay Kicks Republican Majority Leader Position "to the curb"

Today Tom Delay held a press conference announcing that he will not reseek his position as House Majority Leader.
Delay: "I mean, it's fine and all. I didn't want to be House Majority Leader anymore anyway. It was fun and all, but this morning I was just like, you know, white men wielding power is just so '05. So I called Denny Hastert (who, by the way, has a totally fat ass) and I said, you know what guy, I'm audi. I don't need your reindeer games anymore. I'm my own man. I'm bustin' out. I'll catch you bitches on the flipside. Peace. And that was that."

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