Monday, January 09, 2006


Samuel Alito Begins Supreme Court Hearings

Today in Washington, Samuel Alito began his senate hearings, answering questions about his qualifications to be an impartial judge holding up the laws of this country. In a refreshing moment of candor, Alito said, "I hate bitches, blacks and homos. The whole country is turning into a commie infested pagan orgy and I'm the tough ass mofo to take care of these hooligans."
The senators applauded and President Bush strode out onto the floor with an armful of roses to present to Mr. Alito.
According to a Washington insider, "Alito's comments, while unusual, have solidified his election to lifetime Supreme Court judge."

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--- badgerbag
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