Friday, January 06, 2006


Pat Robertson Names Other War Criminals to be Smote By the Lord

In a follow up to his declaring Sharon's massive stroke was a punishment from God, Pat Robertson began naming others who will in the future be struck down by the hand of god.

They included:
1) Paris Hilton. "She got that sweet Lindsay Lohan hooked on the disco dust."
2) Kevin Federline. "God has sent many a tornado to punish trailer trash. Don't think you can escaped the swirling winds just because you live in California, buddy boy."
3) Tom Cruise. "You're making us look bad, friend. Keep it up and we'll vote you off the spaceship."

dude is so so entertaining.
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