Sunday, January 08, 2006


Mischa Barton Bucks Celebrity Breeding Trend

In a shocking move today, Mischa Barton aschewed the celebrity baby boom and menstruated. Barton, known as a trend setter with her hideous attire and skeletal frame said today, "you know, I just think bumps and babies are over. I'm all about bleeding each month." To prove her dedication to this new trend, she wore white pants and no underwear to advertise her commitment.
In a related story, Tampax President Mary Ames said, "I have no idea who Mischa Barton is, or what she's famous for, but I'd like to get her a sample of our product, STAT."

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