Friday, January 06, 2006
Microsoft Enters Portable Music Market
In a move that sent Mac stock plummeting, Bill Gates announced Microsoft's latest addition to the portable MP3 player market.
Gates said, "It's called the JPod. We stick our hands up spoiled white boys' asses and play them like puppets. It's a real pleasure to finally see the culmination of all of Microsoft's skills in one technology."
In a demonstration later Gates, with his hand deeply imbedded in the JPod, moaned, "Dance, bitch. Dance."