Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Mensa Meets at Sundance
Mensa held their annual meeting at the Sundace festival this week. Key note speakers Bai Ling and Paris Hilton held lectures on topics ranging from "Balls of String: Hours of Harmless Fun and Useful Sex Toys" and "Shiny Shiny Shiny, That Bottlecap Sure is Shiny." The two were seen later in the day peeling Elmer's glue off their palms and making piggy noises while pulling down their eyelids with their pinkies inserted in their nostrils.