Monday, January 30, 2006


First Case of Avian Flu Found in Iraq

Today the first case of Avian Flu was discovered in Iraq. President Bush commented on the finding in a press conference. Bush: "You know the other day, Rummy and I were sitting around watching old episodes of the X-Files, and remember that great thing with the bees? Well, it's a lot like that..."
His broadcast was disrupted and all televisions in the world were shut down. Soon, however transmissions resumed and the star-spangled banner played over a repeated image of a woman removing an apple pie from the oven. President Bush came back on air later and said, "I would like everyone to know I was referring to crack in the inner cities, and HIV being sent from the Lord to punish homosexuals." The rest of the world was a bit confused by the comments, but had a vague recollection of seeing the strange man on the television screen at some point in the past.

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