Wednesday, January 25, 2006


Celebrity Jihad Interventions

Here at Celebrity Jihad, we have decided to take a page from Angelina Jolie's book and help those less fortunate. We believe that some celebrities might be going blind. Or at least having some sort of amnesia. So to jog Miss Spears's memory, here is a recent photo of her. And a photo of her in her former glory. Help me help you, Brit. Help me help you.

Britney on the other hand is just plain old white trash. She had some serious stylists on her ass 24/7 during her glory years. Now she is rich off of our pent up desires for school girls(now underground more than ever thanks to google), and she fired her stylists and said fuck it and went back to her natural state: Sweat pants, belly tattoo, scrunchies, and Grand master Fed as her baby's daddy.
My Gramma always said, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear." No one proves this better than Brit (and her mom). Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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