Saturday, January 28, 2006
Britney Has an Interior Designer
In a ground breaking story just released, Britney Spears employs an interior designer! This picture was taken yesterday as Britney and mother Lynn strolled through the mall with the aforementioned interior designer, and a random black man. Now that Brit has someone to tell her that engine blocks on the carpet is a big interior design no-no, she is seeking to hire someone to tell her jean cuffs dragging on the floor are both unfashionable and unsanitary. Sadly all applicants have thus far been scared off by the random black man who keeps growling when the potential fashion mavens hold up a bottle of shampoo and begin instructing Brit on lathering and rinsing.