Sunday, January 29, 2006


Anchorman Bob Woodruff Injured in Attack in Iraq

Today ABC News Anchorman Bob Woodruff was injured when the convoy he was imbedded with was hit in a roadside bomb attack. President Bush said of the attack, "It is my understanding that 'roadside bomb' is just the liberal media's way of spinning what the Iraqis call tickle bunnies. It happens to all Americans in Iraq--the Iraqis come out of their mansions and rub noses with the Americans. They then invite all of our men and women in for some fresh lamb kabobs and in true Iraqi custom, they use the whiskers from llamas and write notes on each other's barefeet like 'you're so cool' and 'let's go steady.' And that my friends is a tickle bunny."
Bill O'Reilly was seen later in the day giving Sean Hannity a noogie and calling it a suicide bombing.

Why must the liberal media keep hating America?
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