Monday, January 30, 2006


Al-Qaeda Chief to Bush: Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Today Al-Jazeera aired a tape of Al-Qaeda Chief Aymen Zawahiri taunting President Bush about the missed attempts the US has taken on Mr. Zawahiri's life. Mr. Zawahiri says on the tape, "Look Bush, you little chimp--'what's my name bitches' is my line. That fat fuck Cheney has no right to it. Secondly not only is the bruise on my forehead bigger and badder than yours but my cock is 91/2 inches of pure uncut steel. Top that motherfucker." The camera panned back to reveal Mr. Zawahiri with his zipper down urinating out to, what looks like based on the yardstick on the floor, three feet.
President Bush was seen later in the day on the White House front lawn with a tallboy and a measuring tape.

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